I think I’ve mentioned before that Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Last year I made Blue Cheese Brain Dip and served it up in a full sized skull replica.

This year I thought, instead of the traditional meat(loaf) hand, I’d mix it up a bit and serve…

Country “hand” pate!

I followed this recipe, and then put it into my severed hand mold. I popped it in the freezer for about 15 minutes to get it super cold and un-molded it onto a piece of parchment paper. I cut around the shape and then slid it onto a serving tray. Oh…. and used a few shallots to make wrist bones.
I’ll sever serve with stone ground mustard and pickles!

Here’s a few things to keep you amused while you watch that clock today.

Alton Brown is on Twitter, did you know? Catch up on past tweets while you wait for this weeks cheeky “analog tweets”.
Plan a trip, go far away with Wikitravel.
Are you a writer? Here’s Neil Gaiman’s 8 rules of writing.
Are you working on your (American) English skills? Is it Care-a-mel or Car-mel?
Fess-up which “Facebook Mom” are you?
And when 5 does finally roll around, it’s Gin O’ Clock!

This, my friends is professional level comfort food! At the same time it’s really easy and you can make it on a weeknight.

Cheesy Grits
4 cups Milk
2 cups water
3 tablespoons Butter
2 teaspoons Salt
LOTS of pepper
2 cups Corn Grits (I like Bob’s Red Mill)
1/2 cup Cream
1 cup grated Sharp Cheddar Cheese

In a high sided large pot combine the milk, water, butter, salt, and pepper. Bring to a boil and then add the corn grits.
Reduce the heat to low and stir constantly with a whisk or long-handled spoon. (to avoid getting splattered) Continue stirring until the grits have taken in all the liquid and are smooth and thick.
Taste for seasoning and add any more salt or pepper. Add the cream.
Sprinkle over the cheese and cover with the pot lid, allow to sit off the heat for about 10 minutes.


Shrimp and Sausage

2 lbs. peeled and de-veined Shrimp
2 packages Adel’s Chicken and Apple Sausage (Sliced into coins)
1 tablespoon Butter
2 tablespoon Olive Oil
1 teaspoon Smoked Paprika
2 teaspoons Chopped Parsley
2 teaspoons Fresh Thyme
2 tablespoons Flour
2/3 cup Chicken Stock or Beer

In a high sided pot over medium high, add the olive oil and melt the butter. Add the sausage and saute until they are warmed through. Add the shrimp and smoked paprika, cook until the shrimp are pink and no longer translucent.
Add the flour and toss with the sausage and shrimp until the flour absorbs the liquid in the pot.
Add the chicken stock to form a nice gravy. Add more stock if the gravy needs thinning out.
Add the thyme and parsley at the last for color and freshness.

Serve over Cheesy Grits

Now go get into your stretchy pants, you’re going to need them! Meh, we’ll go back to our diet tomorrow…

After lunch and, a visit with the “Emperor”, I guided my husband down a narrow alley in Chinatown for a special treat.

“Uh, where are we going again?”
“It’s just this way, c’mon you’ll love it!”
“Ohhhh Kaayyy”

Finally we ducked into a tiny, I mean teeny tiny, shop, and the owner greeted us like he’d been waiting for us. We had arrived to see The Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory!

The machines clanked and whirred and the ladies operating them did so at lightening speed. The owner grabbed a still warm cookie from the press and offered us a taste. Fresh fortune cookie is a revelation, guys!

The next day we had brunch a Yank Sing.

The nice ladies bring carts with all manner of tiny baskets full of pretty things to eat and it’s so hard to not want to try everything!

After, we waddled (literally) down the street to Embarcadero, where we took in the splendid bay views.

Then we crossed over to the Ferry Building. It was a shame we had already eaten because it’s food heaven there! We did go back for lunch the next day though.

You know, this might have to continue into a part three. I still have so many things to tell you about! Okay, till next time. Stay tuned!

It’s one of our favorite cities! I suspect we could go back every year and not do the same things twice. This time we revisited a few of our favorite places plus had a few new adventures.

We treated our selves by hiring a car for the drive from the airport. You know the guys in suits and shades who hold the signs with people’s names on the card? So cool!
I should have made our driver pose for a cheesy thumbs up photo. Alas I didn’t want to ruin the “I’m pretty cool!” vibe of having a driver.

We stayed at the Sir Frances Drake Hotel near Union Square

Jef and I love the historic location and were very well taken care of.

Our favorite place at the hotel was the bar in lobby where, after an afternoon of site-seeing, we had a lovely beverage made by the charming bartender.

First thing we do upon arrival in San Francisco is high-tail it to Chinatown and our favorite lunch spot.
The Far East Cafe is.. okay, can I be honest? It’s pretty touristy, being right on Grant Ave and the food is American style Chinese. I’ll wager it’s not terribly authentic as far as Asian cuisine goes.

But guess what? I don’t care! The proprietor himself greets you with a big smile as you walk in and seats you right away.

The atmosphere is everything a Chinatown restaurant should be, combined with a nice cold Tsingtao beer and a big plate of something fried and covered in sweet and sour saucy stuff…that’s my idea of a great start in San Francisco!

After lunch, if you’re very lucky you could meet the Emperor of Grant Ave.

He likes a nice scratch behind the ear.

More SFO in a bit, stay tuned!

San Francisco is about 10 to 15 degrees cooler than Eugene in the summer. It was weird packing jeans and sweaters and jackets, I had a few doubts along the way, but I put my faith in the forecast and did it.

So, happy I did! The mornings were chilly, afternoons sunny but not too hot, and the evenings were perfect.

The best thing I had this trip was my big fat leather tote bag. I could take off my sweater and stow it away and still have room for lots of souvenirs, plus a picnic lunch. I’ve nicknamed this bag the Tardis!

My friend and her family went crabbing over the weekend and I was lucky enough to receive some of the bounty from their expedition.

Oregon Crab Cakes
4 cups Crab Meat (cooked, cleaned and shelled)
1 cup Mayonnaise
2 Eggs
1 teaspoon Onion Powder
2 tablespoons Capers
1 teaspoon Old Bay Seasoning
5-6 dashes Tabasco
2 tablespoons Sun-dried Tomatoes in oil (chopped)
2-3 dashes Worcestershire Sauce

1 to 1 1/2 cups Plain Bread Crumbs (Divided. Some for the mixture some for the frying)

For frying:
2 tablespoons Butter
3 tablespoons Olive Oil

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl then add the bread crumbs a little at a time. You don’t want the mixture to get dry. You might not need all the bread crumbs. Mix until well combined.

Form the mixture into 3 to 4 inch patties, about an inch thick. Place on a sheet tray covered in wax paper or a Silpat and place in the refrigerator for 20 minutes.

Heat a large non-stick frying pan on medium high. Place in the olive oil and melt the butter.
Before frying, dredge the crab cakes in a little more bread crumbs. Fry for about 2 minutes per side in batches of 2 to 4.
When golden brown, remove the crab cakes and place on a waiting sheet pan. When you’re finished with the whole batch pop them in the preheated oven to warm through, about 15 to 20 minutes.

Serve with tartar sauce, lemon aioli, or hot sauce.

P.S. You can use the same recipe and make tiny crab cakes to serve as appetizers!

For the past 12 years I’ve relied on this handy template when entertaining. No matter the occasion, big or small, this is the first thing I pull out. A little organization at the start saves frayed nerves on the day. Also, the other benefit is you have a record of what you served last time or who brought what last Christmas, and so on…

Feel free to tweak to your particular necessity.

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